Justonica
Justonica by jack's wasted life April 2, 2012
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Justificationology
A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017
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justification
The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006
Justiniana
Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.
Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?
Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.
Friend1: what's her name?!
Friend2: Justiniana
Friend1: should of known
Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.
Friend1: what's her name?!
Friend2: Justiniana
Friend1: should of known
Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016
justinlcarter
Formally known as dukethakilla, justinlcarter was a famous YouTuber who was known for making Madden, 2k and GTA videos(until he decide to delete his channel😒). Nowadays, he streams on twitch with his most frequent viewers such as elitepotatoboi(who pisses him regularly off but still loves him unconditionally; almost has a lot of kids he calls the TatoTots), tr3ytrey_(funniest nigga in the chat; always roasting him), and others such as Malik, alchemy, cdrizzle, kingdonny, lunk and more.
Guy 1: Hey look, it's JustinLCarter! The guy who was once at the top then fell off like a flaccid penis.
Guy 2: Hey it is! You should go watch his twitch channel "JustinLCarter" if you want to see him again
Guy 2: Hey it is! You should go watch his twitch channel "JustinLCarter" if you want to see him again
justinlcarter by DarkTrollz December 12, 2022
junkie justification
Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017
justificado
fun word to say when you don't know what to say
literally you can use it for any situation
you and your friends can come up with a secret meaning for it and use it as a code word if you want
literally you can use it for any situation
you and your friends can come up with a secret meaning for it and use it as a code word if you want
"Justificado!"
"damn my friend needs a tampon because that is the secret meaning we came up with!"
;)
"damn my friend needs a tampon because that is the secret meaning we came up with!"
;)
justificado by this is for my boo lyric February 6, 2020
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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