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sweet hereafter 

"After he was pulled under the thresher, Jimmy's soul went to the sweet hereafter."
sweet hereafter by LongRanger2 April 17, 2009

thereaper 

Bloody hell. Thereaper's come to get me.
thereaper by Carlton D December 7, 2004

TheCrafterKid 

TheCrafterKid is the leader of the sus squad. He is also a alpha male who has speaks the magical words to the ladies. As soon as he leaves the room all eyes are on him. If your eyes are not him he will get angry and turn red. TheCrafterKid will call his "friends" or enemies bakas, pog or sus. He will target any girl even there best friends girl. His techniques to get girls are quite odd. For example, simping very hard ,snitching your "friends" or not having anymore friends so he could get as close as possible to a girl. But it never works and he will get a girlfriend that is butters.
boy:there is TheCrafterKid
girl: *runs away* "sussy baka"
TheCrafterKid: *punches girl to impress other girl* "tehehe silly bobbies"
Time to put out or get out.
This is the hereafter and if you aren't hereafter what I'm hereafter then you're going to be hereafter I've been gone a long time.
hereafter by Randy Fitzwater August 16, 2007

thereaper 

coolest guy in the world; lover of cute jgirls; good-looking, suave; a man any woman would die for
I so want to be TheReaper's wife
thereaper by Goto Maki April 8, 2003
1.Forgeting what you are hereafter.
2.Forgetfulness associated with going to get something, but forgeting what you are hereafter when you get there.
Reverend Deer-in-the-Headlights is more and more concerned with the hereafter as he gets older. He goes into another room to get something, but then he forgets what he is hereafter.
hereafter by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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