rustinitis

An incurable disease you may get from sucking on rusty's dong. Can only get from a rusty. Symptoms include awesomeness, pervertedNess, being an asshole. Homosexual tendencies are common don't go to the doctors just bend over and take it, or bend someone over and stick it in.

You must have rustinitis, you got Krusty rustys in your ass.

by Hugsndrugs August 5, 2017

Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.

“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends”
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends”

by My big cup gets me in trouble July 27, 2018

Justinitis

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.

Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis

by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010

Justinitis

When you make an illness or injury or just about any excuse to leave work early.

"habibi had Justinitis today"

by glitterbottom January 8, 2021

rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.

"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020