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An incurable disease you may get from sucking on rusty's dong. Can only get from a rusty. Symptoms include awesomeness, pervertedNess, being an asshole. Homosexual tendencies are common don't go to the doctors just bend over and take it, or bend someone over and stick it in.

You must have rustinitis, you got Krusty rustys in your ass.

rustinitis by Hugsndrugs August 5, 2017

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Pustinitis

When you always puss out on going out with your friends.

“This bitch got pustinitis and won’t go out wit her friends”
“Lisa has pustinitis and won’t come out with her friends”

Pustinitis by My big cup gets me in trouble July 27, 2018

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Justinitis

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.

Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis

Justinitis by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010

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Justinitis

When you make an illness or injury or just about any excuse to leave work early.

"habibi had Justinitis today"

Justinitis by glitterbottom January 8, 2021

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rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

rectal retinitis by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

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russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.

"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

russianitis by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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