A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.
person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese
person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo
person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh
person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo
person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh
by azzyisgod October 28, 2018