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A great leader of youth at church. He will always strive to lead his pack of students to the lord. He is most of the time bald however he has a tendency to have prickles of hair. Juromi’s often can’t see that well on their own. They tend to need assistance from glasses. In recent studies, one specific juromi has been caught in the act of premarital holding of hand with future spouse. Some juromi’s have the capability of putting out hot flames( fire ) on first day with new church. Some juromi’s have been known to drill holes in their toes to relive pressure. If you know a juromi run as fast as you can because they think running is a sport.
Look! There is a bald guy holding hands on his jeep. Yea, that’s a juromi
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Jaromir Jagr 

One of the best ice-hockey player all the time. Right-wing born 1972 Czech Republic. Today's captain of NY Rangers stand out at balance, passing and leadership won 2 stanley cups and a lot of trophy's in NHL, Gold medal in Olympic Games in Nagano 1998, bronze in Turin 2006 and gold in World Championships in 2005 in Vienna. On March 03 2006, Jagr became the best europe hockey player in Nhl, through beating 1400 carrer points.
Jaromir Jagr by Diokhan May 24, 2007
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jeroming 

The act of sleeping with someone - usually a stranger or distant acquaintance - on their birthday.
I met this dude as his birthday party at Tokyo Delve's last night. I ended up jeroming him on Kevin's couch until 3am.
jeroming by CouchHopper January 18, 2014

Jeroming 

The practice of two gay males using a double sided dildo at the same time.
I took a guy home and discovered he was a bottom too, so we ended up jeroming all night.
Jeroming by Trevor19 August 11, 2012

Jaromir Jagr 

Jaromir Jagr is a professional Ice Hockey player hailing from the Czech Republic. Jaromir was selected 5th overall by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 1990 NHL entry draft (winning his only 2 championships to date with them in 1991 and 1992) and has since played for the NHL's Washington Capitals, New York Rangers, Philadelphia Flyers, Dallas Stars, and Boston Bruins. He currently (as of 2014) plays for the NHL's New Jersey Devils, and is near the top of the NHL's all-time goals, assists, and points leaders. He has also won many other championships, medals, and awards from his time playing in Europe and for the Czech national team.
It'll be sad when Jaromir Jagr retires.

Jeromified 

When you get totally bamboozled, and don't even know how it happened.
Guy #1: Dude I just saw a cat and I thought it was a dog!
Guy #2: you've been totally jeromified!
Jeromified by Jvshangold January 9, 2017
Jaromir

A name of Slavic origin
Unique to Cezchia
Can be roughly translated into Spring world
Also see Jaromira
Hi I’m Jaromir

Wow, Slavic origin, unique to cezchia, roughly translates as spring world, now I MUST go out with you coz you are so cool and hot and so nice and have some many friends and are definitely not so insecure that they have to go to urban dictionary and right a definition of their own name but every time they try to publish it some editor says no and all you want is for your name to be here. Just give me this. Please. Why do you let everyone else wright stuff about their girlfriends that are 100% subjective while I have written 100% onbjective in the actual dictionary part, any way, the example can be subject because it try’s to represent real life, which is subjective. Every one else can go look up their name and find some kind of definition, but the only thing I find is that jagr guy. Just give me this. If you don’t I will reply to the no reply email

Heed my warning
A Baby Jake Worshiper
Jaromir by I behind you March 17, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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