Junkmeister

Refers to a male that is often touching, scratching or rearranging his groin in public.

Hey, stop being such a junkmeister and get your hands out of your pants.

by winningisme September 14, 2011

Hunkmeister

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

Jankmeister

1. The jankiest of all the janksters.
2. The supreme jankster.
3. One who exhibits extremely janky qualities.

That dude is beyond janky. He must be a jankmeister.

by ajt1834 July 19, 2010

Funkmeister

Someone who is excessively funky and enjoys being funky and spreading the funk.

Did you see that bass player last night? He was a total funkmeister

by PRSman20 February 27, 2009

jerkmeister

Someone who is a jerk but the word jerk doesn't quite say it. A jerkmeister is usually a young jerk.

Why don't you stop making fun of that old lady jerkmeister?

by Shantel, Allan April 19, 2008

Junkmaster

One who rules over a companions junk, doesn't put out but expects to be served.

Look at Jamals stupid ass tryin to please that junkmaster.....and he ain't even hittin it!

by Rodney G September 30, 2008