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junie cakes 

This word is used in prison for the word ass.
Hey can I have some of your junie cakes
junie cakes by Jasaphene February 5, 2017
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Preset Junkies 

A phrase used to define a large group of music producers that use presets for their music
"If youre not careful, this could happen to you"
(sick wob buildup)
"YOURE ALL PRESET JUNKIES"
(SICK WOBS)
Preset Junkies by snanadaswsychwayer February 13, 2017

Preset Junkies 

A term dissing Electronic music producers who overuse presets in their music pieces.
"You're all preset junkies!"

bad jubies 

Bad Jubies is defined as the bad vibe or aura that a person, place or thing gives off. When an object or person gives off bad jubies it is in your best interest to get the fuck away from said bad jubies.
That guy Diego calls himself "D-money". He has bad jubies, stay away from him.
bad jubies by 18thcenturyho May 17, 2016

JuniusThaddeus 

An alternative name of Michaeldsuarez an ex-user on Wikipedia who got banned after his cyber-stalking and obsessive trolling on Encyclopedia Dramatica was discovered.

Michaeldsuarez clearly suffered from many mental issues, we can guess he also had low self esteem in real life (hence his desire to escape into fantasy RPG's which he wrote about so much and the internet of course which he used so much) and an inflated ego was among them but the major issue he had was internet addiction disorder. Michael clearly suffered from a superiority complex too and made it his goal to rise through all Wikias possible.

At some point in his pathetic cyber-life, Michael had some disputes with some other users (one of whom led to Michael being perma IP banned from Wikipedia, a rare occurrence indeed but we'll get to that in a minute) who managed to slip around Wikipedia's policies to troll Michael. Michael did what any typical butthurt Wikipedian would do in response: he ran to Encyclopedia Dramatica and made an entire page dedicated to his nemesis (FƦ) which was later discovered by Wikipedia's admins leading to Michael's perma IP ban from the wiki. This wasn't a first as Michael had done this before against other people he hated.

Michael's obsession of Wikipedia didn't stop however as he kept using his talk page to moan about his ban. This led to one mod just removing this feature so his account couldn't do anything.
Still butthurt at Fae, Michael spent over three years on the Fae's Encyclopedia article, updating it all the way into 2014 whilst in denial that he was mentally ill as he wrote the next wall of text about his nemesis. Michael took Wikias very seriously to the point where he always wanted to get his way and stormed off in a strop to Encyclopedia when he didn't. A hypocrite who condemned trolls on Wikipedia but was a troll off-site, Michael will forever be remembered as an incredible idiot.

Michael's current whereabouts are unknown. He vanished several months ago now from his account JuniusThaddeus on Encyclopedia. It is now believed he's dead or in therapy for his internet addiction. A popular rumour states that he went into the big wide world for the first time in years at night time. During his journey down a dark alleyway, he was ambushed by three big black men who had their cocks almost bursting out of the zippers of their jeans. They proceeded to TP (triple penetrate) Michael in his asshole which not only stretched his anus to a wide circumference but completely ruptured his colon leading to internal bleeding and an inner infection. Michael was left on the ground, unable to move from the ridiculously hard anal pounding he had just received and slowly bled to death through his anus as the men released their final load in him simultaneously roaring with laughter as they did so. Some say that one of the men continued, skull fucking Michael to death.
JuniusThaddeus by blablsk September 20, 2014
Strong and resilient. Has been through much and is ironed out by pain. Shy at first but opens but to sure genuine passion, thoughtfulness and love. Cares deeply, sometimes too much. May become jealous for love at times. Over protective. A big dreamer and a heart of a helper. Wants to heal he world. Compassionate, emotional. Lover of nature and baby animals.
I was so Juniel about what happened but I’m over it now.
Juniel by Kamzin.Okuza January 30, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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