Junena

A SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA LEGENDARY RARE MYSTICAL SUPER DUPER RARE 000000000.00000001% CHANCE YOU WILL MEET A GIRL NAMED JUNENA BC THEY ARE SO RARE. THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, STUNNING AMAZING, TALENTED, GIFTED, BLESSED, HARDWORKING GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET. THERE IS ONLY 1 JUNENA IN THIS WORLD I AM NOT LYING I SWEAR ON MY VOLLEYBALL SKILLZ. IF YOU MEET A JUNENA DO NOT FUCK UP. I REPEAT. DO NOT FUCKING MESS THIS IMPRESSION UP. IM TELLING YOU, YOU DO NOT WANT TO. (BLEIVE ME PLSSS)

Person 1: Oh my days! I just met a person whos the SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA LEGENDARY RARE MYSTICAL SUPER DUPER RARE 000000000.00000001% CHANCE girl.

Person 2: oh wow! Whats her name?

Person 1: JUNENA-

Person 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

Junena by Whatthefrickisapussyeudonym August 8, 2023

jukenasty 

In the computer game Defense of the Ancients (Dota), a warcraft III custom map, jukenasty is a word used after someone dodges an opponent's attack escaping certain death.

Drow Ranger: one more ice arrow and he's dead!

*Dragon Knight cuts into the forest out of sight*

Everyone: JUKENASTY!

jukenasty by beboptheman August 1, 2009

The Juneau Effect 

The feeling or need to turn everything into some sort of math problem.

My algebra teacher often falls victim to The Juneau Effect.

The Juneau Effect by JamesCurry June 2, 2016

Juneuary

Juneurary(JUNE-YOO-RARE-EEE): Stating that it is in fact June, yet it still has January weather (ie:rain, hail, coldness). Uncommon in most parts of the world, except Washington.

Dude, it's Juneuary. First day of June and it's pouring rain.

Juneuary by FML, no. F WA. November 13, 2011

Juneuary

A word derived from the combination of June and January. Used to describe shitty weather in June, because although it’s supposed to be getting close to summer, it still looks and feels like January outside.

"Im supposed to be enjoying my summer! Why the hell is it still raining and cold out?"
"Because its Juneuary."

Juneuary by mercerdes July 5, 2008

Juneau Watershed 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

Juneau Watershed by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010

Juneau, Alaska 

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.

New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/

Juneau, Alaska by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011