Jumpits

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Jumpits

A pair of generously sized tits concealed by a jumper. Usually, the woman will wear the jumper in an attempt to hide her natural endowments from men, but ultimately fails as this further draws attention to the colossal size.

Example: My God, look at those jumpits.

Example 2: You know the girl. It was the one with the mega jumpits.

Jumpits by Pherodine October 29, 2015

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Jumpies

An exercise mainly done by rowers, to condition the legs (quads, specifically). Generally conducted in sets, in the course of the dreaded *circuit*.

Coxwain: 121...122...123... Oh, oops. Sorry guys, I lost count.

Rowers: *groan*

Cox: Now all together, we're going to do 200 jumpies, by sets of 50: 1...2...3...

Rowers: We're gonna flip the boat on you, coxwain... shit...

Jumpies by Shouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow April 2, 2011

Related Words

Jumpits • jumpies • Jummits • jumpios • jumpin' shit • jumpin skdumpin • holy jumpin • Jump it and hump it

Holy Jumpins

a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.

Football Coach: why did you run the wrong play?

Player: I forgot it

Coach: Holy jumpins guy.

Holy Jumpins by Kode25 August 25, 2011

Jummits

Nickname for any person with awesomness that can be compared to that of Jesus and Chuck Norris. Also an active advocate against the containment and reproduction of gingers.

1. Dude! Jummits just ate a football!

2. Don't even try to be like Jummits. It's practically unpossible.

Jummits by guyfriendbuddy October 21, 2009

jumpies

Breasts. Particularly, very nice ones.

J: Man, Kate is such a bitch.
D: I know, but she has award winning jumpies.
J: Yeah, you know... you're right. I never thought about it like that.

jumpies by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

jumpios

to die

do you want to jumpios

jumpios by loikhfd November 1, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026