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Jumpies
An exercise mainly done by rowers, to condition the legs (quads, specifically). Generally conducted in sets, in the course of the dreaded *circuit*.
Coxwain: 121...122...123... Oh, oops. Sorry guys, I lost count.
Rowers: *groan*
Cox: Now all together, we're going to do 200 jumpies, by sets of 50: 1...2...3...
Rowers: We're gonna flip the boat on you, coxwain... shit...
Rowers: *groan*
Cox: Now all together, we're going to do 200 jumpies, by sets of 50: 1...2...3...
Rowers: We're gonna flip the boat on you, coxwain... shit...
Jumpies by Shouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow April 2, 2011
Holy Jumpins
a phrase used by people in the North Schuylkill school district, especially in the football program. this phrase displays anger, but it is used when you want to make a point but you don't want to curse.
Holy Jumpins by Kode25 August 25, 2011
Jumpits
Jumpits
A pair of generously sized tits concealed by a jumper. Usually, the woman will wear the jumper in an attempt to hide her natural endowments from men, but ultimately fails as this further draws attention to the colossal size.
A pair of generously sized tits concealed by a jumper. Usually, the woman will wear the jumper in an attempt to hide her natural endowments from men, but ultimately fails as this further draws attention to the colossal size.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026