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Jumocracy 

The democracy of good willed loving, no cheatin', no bashin and no man with a chip on his shoulder because Ju's don't need that shit ya'll hear!
"Gurrrl you working Jumocracy up in here!"
Jumocracy by Julie De-lacious December 18, 2012
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dumocracy 

a process by which
the rich select
who from among them
can best coerce the poor
that he/she represents them.
"The dumocracy at our school
only seemed to represent
the OPINES
of the administrators
treading water."
dumocracy by skipix November 11, 2008
Related Words

Jewocracy 

Israel is a Jewocracy.
Jewocracy by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

dumocracy 

n. A government where people vote, but not the way the speaker would like them to.
"Of course George Bush won; America is a dumocracy!"

"Of course Bill Clinton won; America is a dumocracy!"

"It follows course that John Adams hath won the election; America is but a dumocracy!"
Putin and his higher ups politicians and generals. Putin trains judo a lot as a hobby and those who join him are often influential people and benefit from this. So Putin and his Judo practising higher ups form what is known as judocracy. "Cracy" comes from Greek and it means "Power"
Judocracy is Russia's real political regime .
judocracy by Never2Stronk April 19, 2016

Jewmocracy 

A gang of Jews totally reliant on money, bagels, and Chuck Norris.
This Jewmocracy is suck, they hoggin' all the bagels.

This shit is Jewmocracy.
Jewmocracy by Thomas G. Heckleberg January 4, 2008
Something said by right-wing comic artist Stonetoss. Something about judo idk that guy's a little nutty.
We live in a judocracy. *Judo slams guy on floor*
judocracy by chainswordcs February 19, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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