Jumark

A bitch ass motherfucker who likes to tease people

Doesn't give a fuck about what other people think and is so nonchalant about things that it is weird
You would most likely find Jumark in a freidn group with a lot of girls (but he will most likely get friendzoned)
Jumarks are a type of

insider who never gets out of the house and desperatly needs to touch grass
He takes things personally and acts different unconciously to people who hurt his feeling

He tries his best to get a lot of Vitamin D(He has a BIG D)
But his Holy godly scripture full of knowledge (PHONE)
His holy grail he cannot get away from
A mutation in the black race who likes rock music
Very rare
Jumarks will most likely be a dreadhead
Jumarks go through 4 phases
1.Innocence
2.The site
3.Anime
4.Boredom beyond imagine
It is recommended to stop all Jumarks from going to the site because once he gets to that stage there is no going back
Likes to workout and try to pull girls but gets friendzoned in the end.

Pride in being Jamaican
Teachers pet
Loves science

Jumarks"HI Bababay Girrrrrl
Can I get yor niggagagagagaga Number"His approach to girls
"Im so smart and all yall can not compare"

by Introvertish Dreadlockers May 09, 2023