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A bitch ass motherfucker who likes to tease people

Doesn't give a fuck about what other people think and is so nonchalant about things that it is weird
You would most likely find Jumark in a freidn group with a lot of girls (but he will most likely get friendzoned)
Jumarks are a type of

insider who never gets out of the house and desperatly needs to touch grass
He takes things personally and acts different unconciously to people who hurt his feeling

He tries his best to get a lot of Vitamin D(He has a BIG D)
But his Holy godly scripture full of knowledge (PHONE)
His holy grail he cannot get away from
A mutation in the black race who likes rock music
Very rare
Jumarks will most likely be a dreadhead
Jumarks go through 4 phases
1.Innocence
2.The site
3.Anime
4.Boredom beyond imagine
It is recommended to stop all Jumarks from going to the site because once he gets to that stage there is no going back
Likes to workout and try to pull girls but gets friendzoned in the end.

Pride in being Jamaican
Teachers pet
Loves science
Jumarks"HI Bababay Girrrrrl
Can I get yor niggagagagagaga Number"His approach to girls
"Im so smart and all yall can not compare"

jamarkus 

One of the realest niggas you'll ever be around. He is funny,smart and knows how to lay it down on the ladies....Aka Mr.BigDick
Id love to get me some jamarkus.
Ooo he gave me that Jamarkus.
jamarkus by jmark October 9, 2013
Related Words
Jumark jamark Jumara3 jumari jamarkus jmarkus Jumar jamarkis Jamarko jomark
jumara3 a term used for dick or erect penis
Dude that guy is sucking a jumara3!
Jumara3 by Pur3_santa September 10, 2004
Jomark as in "humble"
jomark by Momark June 8, 2021

jamarkis 

He’s the most kindest and the most sexiest man in the world. He puts everyone first before himself. He’s real special and has a very pure heart. You would never find another just like him. Don’t break his heart, he deserves the world.
we love Jamarkis .
jamarkis by _.alii January 22, 2022
Jumar an amazing kind hearted human being whos amazing in all shapes and forms,Is not a man slut and has the best smile and bubble butt ever.
Wow look at that guys bubblebutt he must be a Jumar.
Jumar by ThatonepersonGillian August 19, 2013
Definition 1: JumariOs... a type of breakfast cereal that often includes bits of sawdust, freeze dried strawberries, and must be eaten to the tune of "IDFWU".

Definition 2: An amazingly awesome boyfriend and one day father who has many talents. This person is often the smartest person you'll meet, but maintains a friendly outlook on life. Is deeply loving and loved by many.
"WOW! I want some JumariOs for breakfast! He's so chocolately and delicious"
jumario by nicky-nichole December 3, 2014
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