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Definition 1: JumariOs... a type of breakfast cereal that often includes bits of sawdust, freeze dried strawberries, and must be eaten to the tune of "IDFWU".

Definition 2: An amazingly awesome boyfriend and one day father who has many talents. This person is often the smartest person you'll meet, but maintains a friendly outlook on life. Is deeply loving and loved by many.
"WOW! I want some JumariOs for breakfast! He's so chocolately and delicious"
by nicky-nichole December 03, 2014
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