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Definitions by JuzerTheAbuser

To Julq is essentially the more "retarded" way of "jelqing". Usually preformed by extra-chromosomal street dwellers trying to enhance their penis size. It is a motion of pushing down on the tip of the penis compressing it down to the base, therefore shrinking the penis.
Nico tried to Jelq-max, but accidentally Julqed, causing his penis to go down to 2 inches flaccid.
STOP JULQING YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE JELQING!!!
Julqing by JuzerTheAbuser April 3, 2024
A type of person who hates the way their teeth look.
Luisa says, "Gosh im a plintred I hate my mother fucking pebble teeth"
plintred by JuzerTheAbuser August 4, 2023

jonckheer 

A queer young lady who has talents in grabbing mega cock. Also hits that juul every five minutes. Fucking cunt.
Yooooo Jonckheer nibbling on Aj’s dick hair
Jonckheer WHADDA you doin in my bed
jonckheer by JuzerTheAbuser August 31, 2019