Julember 

Used when someone wants to pin you down to a particular date when something will be completed and you don't want to give an exact date. It is surprising how often people don't notice right away they've been bamboozled.

Your new home should be ready to move into, some time in late Julember.

Julember by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Julember 

The month after Nocembuary

My birthday is on the 33rd of Julember

Julember by Emerald armour July 22, 2021

Julumber 

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

Julumber by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Jalember 

The month that never comes

“I am going to by a Ferrari in Jalember”

Jalember by Baino39 April 1, 2023

jilember 

Jilember is a none descript month which is used by many to avoid commitment.

Worker: 'When am i likely to get my first pay rise?'

Boss: 'Oh you can expect that in Jilembers pay'.

jilember by Eartha Kit January 6, 2008

JUVEMBER 

Applies to someone being kicked out of somewhere forever!

"Don't come back 'til Juvember!"

JUVEMBER by Mike Melissa Brittany March 19, 2008

Junember 

The month of June but feels like December with all craziness of end of school year events and kids misbehaving.

Hang in there parents, Junember is almost over!

Junember by MamaMommyMomBruh June 15, 2024