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A jujube is a delicios red (stone?) fruit found on the hawthorn tree.
Who does not love to eat jujubes?
jujube by Sam December 31, 2003
Words you can keep
Don't squish my jujubes!
jujube by Leee K September 26, 2006
preppy kid, square, boxed up. ultra conservative. repressed.
That guy is a total jujube.
jujube by live December 6, 2006

HongKong Pussy with Jujube 

a sentence commonly used in Wenzhou, a city in southeast mainland china.
Every wenzhou man's wet dream, It could describe something is really pleasant that appears to be too good to be true,
Guy1: " Hey, Guy from Wenzhou, what's your favorite dish?"
Guy2: " HongKong Pussy with Jujube, I can eat it everyday in my life"

Princess Jujube 

A princess disguising as a commoner, known for her wit, creativity and seductive powers.
With her ability to melt hearts by gaze, she single handedly stole Mario and Link away from Peach and Zelda.

She rules over her legion of secret admirers and huge fan base from her many ingeniuous short stories.

An unobtainable, passionate and highly desired young woman.
Friend1: Can you make it for Robin's birthday party tonight?
Friend2: No time to talk, I have to climb the Himalyas, fight a house of Ninja Tigers, and lose my left pinky in a fire tornado.
Friend1: Princess Jujube summoned you for a game of chess after a perilous quest didn't she?
Friend2: Yes
Friend1: HOLD ON! I'm comming too!
Princess Jujube by Shad20 June 7, 2011
1) Pinching, biting, twisting, slapping, punching, kicking or whipping large titties.

2) Listening intently and totally grooving to "Johnny The Fox" by Thin Lizzy at ear splitting volume sometimes while pinching, twisting, slapping, punching, kicking, or whipping large titties in the back of a black Cadillac.

3) Sometimes but not necessarily chooglin down on skid row where only black men can go and shady deals unravel.

4) Cleverly concealing ones stash during the act of breaking out a bottle while being sly, slick and subtle.
Juuben female prison guards is a popular pastime in North Texas.

According to a recent study done by MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology); juuben and chooglin daily can reduce stress, prevent high blood pressure, increase stamina and promote healthy teeth and gums.

Those guys in Boss Tweed are constantly juuben and chooglin.

Gato is juuben Zoeys brains out.
Juuben by Mortarhead November 3, 2012

Jujuleet 

It is the smallest insect in the world. It can be found on the flea's testicles. This word is not be used literally. It is a personal insult to be used on friends.
Bro, stop being a jujuleet.
Jujuleet by pipe55 March 13, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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