Juicy Surprise
"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
Juicy Surprise by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
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Florida Orange Juice Surprise
Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.
Florida Orange Juice Surprise by Mark H August 24, 2004
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apple juice surprise
when someone takes a bottle cap and pisses in it...then throws it in someone ELSE'S face...then proceeds to yell APPLE JUICE SURPRISE (NIGGA!<---when the situation calls for it.)
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.
Me: Hey James, How was your chem test?
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!
apple juice surprise by nk11 November 17, 2009
Surprise Juice
Surprise Juice by patricia October 1, 2003
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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