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Juice Jew 

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.
Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!
Juice Jew by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020
The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours
Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.
Jew Juice by Esquimalt.420 October 22, 2010
A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.
I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!
Jew Juice by True Jew December 26, 2007
Dr. Brown's Creme Soda (Regular or Diet)
When Spoont returns to Durham, a city that lacks any significant jewish population, he is forced to import cases of diet jew juice from Boca (the jewish capital of the western hemisphere).
Jew Juice by CRoth August 30, 2008
(V) A jewish person urinating on his or her sex partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.
Jew Juice by peter dowsett August 19, 2007

Jewel juice 

Yo Vinny, I just splattered my jewel juice all over Tina's face!
Jewel juice by Kervdaperv12 March 24, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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