Juicetard

College educated person that cannot read words with more than two syllables.

Hey Juicetard the word is pronounced historical.

by Orionaero May 6, 2025

Juicebird

1. noun; An chaotic god or an maximum cryptid being that will seemingly 'noclip' to you like walls, props, and other players! Their like this unknown virus that will tend to usually temporary malfunction (glitch) Juicebird's demeanor is unknown their like a cat. They'll absolutely destroy/tear you to shreds with their claws or teeth is they had the chance!

"Why is juicebird noclipping threw the wall?"
"Do they bite??"

by yoowhatdahell! November 14, 2020

juicetastic

When something is so juicy it cannot be deffined by a simple word. Juicetastic is the most scientific sciency word known to man.

Dude! That turtle is so juicetastic! 🐢

by Raging goose April 23, 2018

juicetarian

Fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable.
Fruitarians had it almost right, but they also miss direly on other important nutrients not already available in fruit/vegs.

Funny thing is the way them vegetards sometimes cross the line of sanity in dealing with their dietary habits: there is first off, the fruitarian who eats raw fruit/vegs. The juicetarian (also called liquitarian), who only allows fruit-and-veg-based beverages and water! Then again, some might disapprove of this all together and only drink water (called aquatarians/ waterians) and die from extreme malnutrition!
But the most ga-ga of them all is the pseudospiritual, sectarian-cum-vegetarian 'Breatharians': "people free of any need to eat or drink."
Huh!

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by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

Jycetard

The mix between Joel and Tyce or Tyson. Ussaly doing with lgbtq+ which makes no flipping sense but thats stupid people nowadays. Its adam and eve not steve its EVE.

look its Jycetard sleeping during a quiz

by Malcolom Brogdon May 13, 2019

bulgarian juicecart

when you twist someones nipples and then carry them away in a wheelbarrow filled with grapefruit juice to bulgaria.

I was at the pub with a friend the other night and we gave some chick a bulgarian juicecart. She never seen it coming

by mr.labalaba April 9, 2020