judge's gavel

Hammer used by judges.

The judge's gavel was banged by the judge, who was yelling "ORDER! ORDER"!

judge's gavel by Chaos_Side October 19, 2006

judge's gavel

when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.

I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.

judge's gavel by Judge January 25, 2005

judge's gavel

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.

My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.

judge's gavel by Bonnie situation February 12, 2009

judge's daughter 

An undefined sex act to be left up to the imagination.

After dinner came the coup de grace: she gave me the judge's daughter.

judge's daughter by Godnah December 31, 2007

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

Judge Shopping by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

judge says yes 

an expression used to counter a claim that a female is too young or is jailbait. Often used to describe girls who are just over the age of consent.

<Guy1> check out those hot beavers over there.
<Guy2> I think they might be a little young...
<Guy1> dude, judge says yes!

judge says yes by hesho December 12, 2006

Jude’s pp 

Jude’s pp well you can’t see it it is so small. It is about a 100th of a millimeter.

Jude’s pp is so small

Jude’s pp by Mychez October 11, 2020