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Diamond Jubilee
A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.
"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
Diamond Jubilee by Mr. Me, Esq. July 2, 2012
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Jubilee Line
Did your city give you asthma? Are you fucking leaving?
Wilbur Soot sure did, he wrote a song about it called Jubilee Line.
Wilbur Soot sure did, he wrote a song about it called Jubilee Line.
Rose: I hate to say it, but your sister was right.
Danny: Oh that’s one of Wilbur’s songs right?
Rose: Yeah!
Danny: Jubilee Line?
Rose: No, you fucking idiot.
Danny: Oh that’s one of Wilbur’s songs right?
Rose: Yeah!
Danny: Jubilee Line?
Rose: No, you fucking idiot.
Jubilee Line by Dreamnap March 18, 2021
Chocolate Cherries Jubilee
Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!
Chocolate Cherries Jubilee by spencerlovesboys December 3, 2007
Jubilee
A pretty girl that can often cause some trouble, she can be independent and has a good sense of humour, very funny . She can be tough when needed but also very understanding, Jubilee is however not the best at focusing but can achieve high when she is concentrated. She can also be a bad ass , and has quite a relationship life
Jubilee by Jason rickety April 24, 2019
banana jubilee
Another word for blowjob. A banana jubilee can be talked about in front of the public-at-large to avoid eavesdroppers being jealous or suspicious.
banana jubilee by stephen-abootman April 10, 2019
i’m listening to jubilee line
dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now
bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you
i’m listening to jubilee line by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021
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