JuMook
Two friends who can fart together in unison and can then write a beautiful song detailing the experience.
JuMook by 420baybee420 June 3, 2020
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Jumoke
Jumoke is a
child who everyone pampers because she’s adorable and a blessing to her household . She’s selfless , fun and witty . She goes out of her way for friends and family. She always shields her loved ones
child who everyone pampers because she’s adorable and a blessing to her household . She’s selfless , fun and witty . She goes out of her way for friends and family. She always shields her loved ones
Jumoke by Iyawo Ijesha January 30, 2020
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JuMook • Jamook • Jumoke • jamooka • jamooke • jamookie • Jamookles • jomook • jumbokumso • jumbo kosher dill
Jamook
jomook
1. One who sits in a coffee house all day. Either buying coffee or not buying coffee.
2. A dude who wants to drink coffee while he works.
2. A dude who wants to drink coffee while he works.
1. Look at all these jomooks around here!
2. Bob has been acting like a real jomook.
3. The cast of friends where filled with jomooks.
2. Bob has been acting like a real jomook.
3. The cast of friends where filled with jomooks.
jomook by Calzone Spaceship January 1, 2014
jamook
Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)
additional uses:
jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers
jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.
jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)
additional uses:
jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers
jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.
jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
jamook by the Y network January 17, 2011
Jamookles
Jamookles by Adamscompactor December 7, 2020
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