jomook 

1. One who sits in a coffee house all day. Either buying coffee or not buying coffee.

2. A dude who wants to drink coffee while he works.

1. Look at all these jomooks around here!

2. Bob has been acting like a real jomook.

3. The cast of friends where filled with jomooks.

jomook by Calzone Spaceship January 1, 2014

Jamook 

idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.

Il trente jamok!!!.......

Jamook by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

jamook 

a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.

Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.

jamook by the Y network January 17, 2011

JuMook 

Two friends who can fart together in unison and can then write a beautiful song detailing the experience.

We’re a couple of JuMook’s yknow that??

JuMook by 420baybee420 June 3, 2020

Jamookles

To compact compress or squash

I told my girl I was gonna fuck her and make her belly go jamookles so she would be hungry again

Jamookles by Adamscompactor December 7, 2020

jamookie 

A person who is a Jamaican, Asian, and American. Derives from the term Jamericasian. Despite definitions of close words such as jamook or mook, jamookie only sounds like those words and are usually very nice people because of their multi-cultural up-bringing, though some jamookies can be a mook.

Look, its a family of jamookies!

jamookie by iseeyou21 July 3, 2010

jamooka 

The guy who was Gengis Khan's best friend and lover (for more information, check The Secret History of the Mongols), but Jamooka pulled some shit pissed him off and Genghis killed him. To be used whenever someone does something fucked up to a friend.

You fucked my brother? Bitch move, Jamooka.

jamooka by nutella May 21, 2007