Joshwan

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A 6’4 black nigga with 8.5 inches of pure, godlike shmeat and a shit ton of money.

Is more than likely a scammer too.

Guy 1 : “Do you know Joshwan?”

Guy 2: “Who doesn’t? Nigga scammed my ass and took my bitch with that log in his pants (pause)”

Guy 1: “Nigga you’re gay as fuck.”

Joshwan by Shlawgimirius Dingleton September 5, 2023

jeshwan

Essentially an ascended being. Superior from everybody else. He is underestimated by many. One could say that he is a disguised king among peasants, but once he whips out his monster cock, all people from the east to the west will stare in awe. He's extremely likable and a good friend. He may not be the smartest, but he sure knows how to keep himself entertained.

Guy 1: Bro, I don't know about you, but I think that dude might be a jeshwan
Guy 2: No way. He's so ordinary
Guy 1: Exactly! I bet his penis is gigantic too!

jeshwan by secret guy :) September 5, 2020

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joshane

Someone who would take any measures to put a smile on your face. Takes strong attitude but if is passionate he sets his head forward. If he likes you he will spend all his time dedicated to to make sure you comfortable with him. Make sure if you fall for him go for it or someone might take him

He's a real Joshane

joshane by Joshane July 25, 2018

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Joshuan

A loyal person who is always there when you need him. He can be hilarious at times and sometimes a bit serious. He will always be there for anyone, and will be a great addition to your friend group.

Joshuan: What's wrong
Person: I need a friend, will you be mine
Joshuan: Fuck no
Person: ...What
Joshuan: Jk
Person: I was gonna cry

Joshuan by Jeremycohaila92 May 16, 2018

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jashwanth

A PERSON WHO IS BIT CARING OF EVERYON ,LOVES MUSIC AND A BIT MOER FOODIE LOVES TO BE FIT ,CENTER OF ATTRACTION LOVED BY EVERYONE..

Jashwanth a foodii guy

jashwanth by jnxx November 24, 2021

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johwana

Cute , funny ,will curse you out , mean but nice at the same time has a usually gets along with everyone , nerd.

People should be more of a johwana.

johwana by Luckylucy December 19, 2016

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Joshwa

the sexiest, smartest, most sensitive guy you'll ever meet

Look, Martha! That Joshwa likes your eyes but he also wants to rail on yo butt!!

Joshwa by MarthaMay867 May 10, 2013

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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