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josshanked 

A term used by delivery drivers or when they deliver to someone gazillion times a week but never tip but also complain about how poor they are
Oh man you have to deliver there you're getting Josshanked
josshanked by Zaomatic February 7, 2018
A very sexy black dude. Usually big headed and cocky. Struts around like he's big shit but needs a dose of reality
Tyrese: Do you think you can pull that girl

Kelvin: Of course he's a joshawn!
Joshawn by sacordova December 11, 2011

Jahshawn 

Jahshawn has lost access to the N-word if you see this nigga speaking out of term please report him to the Administration
Jahshawn by DOBA Administration April 1, 2019
A very restarted stupid person. Thinks he is the shit, but really couldn't even beat up a fly. He is a bully, but he is all talk and hits like a bitch. You will see Joshawn's in prison.
Joshawn just got arrested for shooting up a school.
Joshawn by CoolGamer4814 June 16, 2016

Josshanked 

The term used for pizza delivery drivers who go to a customer who orders 800 times a week and never tips
Oh man you got to go there you just got Josshanked
Josshanked by Zaomatic February 7, 2018

joshspanglered 

Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.
Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.
joshspanglered by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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