A strange creature from the island of Blackan that lives off of mold-covered rocks. These creatures are by far the most unintelligent in the animal kingdom. They can eat through walls and crack stones on their heads. Friendly yes, but can convulse and attack without mercy. They are very poisonous especially in the Summmer.
I just ran over another joshatang; it's yellow eyes were gleaming like fireflies--I got scared.
Josh and Johnathan, these two combinations of names is the ultimate human being you’d want to become, he has a massive 8 inch long and 4 inch wide girthy cock, and he’s 6’10” 325 pounds of pure fucking muscle and he’s banned from any sport because it just wouldn’t be fair to anyone.