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Jossette 

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.
Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!
Jossette by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012
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Jossette 

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.
Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!
Jossette by Porwtilo January 4, 2012
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A name of a girl which means friendly..............................................................................................................extremely awesome,cool,unique and very very special and has a thousand of personalities...Could have a great body figure

Someone determined that she can do everything the way she likes it...
Cristiann: Hey man, is that Josette?

Popi: Yup, she's awesome

Cristiann: She's kinda my best friend

Popi: In your dreams, i kinda like her

Cristiann: Yeah, me too, she's a nice friend
Josette by Mrs.Bookworm :) December 15, 2009

josetteing 

Arriving at place or event very late. Having no concept of time.
Friend 1: Hey where is James? He's late and the movie is about to start.

Friend 2: yeah he's josetteing again
josetteing by tiredcoffee January 21, 2010

jissette 

Fun
Loving
One of a kind
Unique
Creative
Talented
Artistic
Giving

Funny
Sincere
Hard working
Memorable
Dedicated

Passionate
Empath
Spiritual
Emotional
Good listener
Mentor
Best person you can ever meet
If you can't be like jissette don't waste my time.
jissette by J2486 November 22, 2021

josette abcede

rou: hey whos josette abcede

imrane: shes this short girl i know

rou: oh shes like my bestfriend but i didnt know she was short now i dont wanna be friends with her s m h

imrane: ok
josette abcede by imranethegoat January 28, 2022

joyssette 

An awesome,joyful,gorgeous person that love her friends. She will care for you until you die she loves her family with all her heart and would do anything for them. She is not tall but not short. Almost everyone adores her
Joyssette=perfect
joyssette by Jm66 March 14, 2017
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B)
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A)
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