Josephina

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A sweet girl, shy, temporamental, honest, with an awesome sense of humour. She has an amazing smile and is considered the sexiest and hottest of all. She's everyone's dream girl and everyone immediately wants to be friends with her or date her. Totally loyal and is a one-man woman. She's perfectly imperfect

"I just met an awesome girl, funny, shy. I think I'm in love"
"Is she called Josephina?"
"How did you know?"
"That's how all Josephinas are."

Josephina by bootyfly April 30, 2016

Words you can keep

Josephina

a cute, adorable dog. maybe a pug for instance.

awwww, Josephina, yur so coot! <3 then you give her huggles, yey! <3

Josephina by Kassy-kat February 9, 2009

josephina hawkley

an autistic lil latino boy. he's actually rlly lanky, just has a little peepee. furthermore, major small dick energy but has like 5 girlfriends - has this weird obsession with this girl called analbelle tho. wears snazzy socks. oh i forgot that he's like 78% gay. he's really nice. when he comes to school high it means he just banged a chick bc he compelled them with his pedo smile.

"omG josephiNnnAAAaa!!! harder, hardER, HARDER!! ay dios mios, again josephina!"
"dang it's josephina hawkley"

josephina hawkley by localramenjuice October 7, 2019

Tha Josephina

The dumbest, biggest, beautiful bastard I know.

Damn, tha Josephina is of the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle bizzle fizzle bitch fuck.

Tha Josephina by T-money fo real November 23, 2004

Melissa O'Neil Is Eliza Josephina Robles, Nahu Nahiuleth Estrada Is Natalia Beatrice Robles, & Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Is Julissa Allison Robles

Melissa O'Neil Is Eliza Josephina Robles, Nahu Nahiuleth Estrada Is Natalia Beatrice Robles, & Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Is Julissa Allison Robles by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Melissa O'Neil Is Eliza Josephina Robles, Nahu Nahiuleth Estrada Is Natalia Beatrice Robles, And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Is Julissa Allison Robles

Melissa O'Neil Is Eliza Josephina Robles, Nahu Nahiuleth Estrada Is Natalia Beatrice Robles, And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Is Julissa Allison Robles by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Josefina

The prettiest girl even if she dosen’t believe it. Smart, Talented, amazing and funny. Her smile will always make u smile. She is a great bsf. Josefina is the type of bsf u never want to lose or you’ll regret it. Great personality.

“Wow I wish I had a Josefina

Josefina by BITCH83737 November 21, 2018

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026