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Josephia
A girl who is obsessed with ripped jeans and fishnets. Usually a crap singer. Loves dragons. Dyes hair a lot.
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Josephine Langford
these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .
-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??
Josephine Langford by onlyintellectuals December 2, 2019
Josephine Langford
The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.
Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.
Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020
Josephine langford
Simply a fucking goddes. We dont even deserve that angel. A fucking queen and the humblest person being. She deserves the world . Bitches i'm josexual. That's it.
Josephine langford by 35436678 May 21, 2020
Josephine
She is such an lovely girl, who’s always mistakenly called mean. She is genuine, trust worthy and so down to earth but still speaks her mind when she needs to. She is not only incredibly smart but also has an dope sense of humour. This girl is sassy, sexy and beautiful from the inside out. And not to forget a hopeless romantic.
Josephine is a keeper.
Josephine is a keeper.
Person 1: You see this Girl bruv? She is amazing.
Person 2: Thought the same, imma wife her!
Person 3: Yoo that’s Josephine. She a keeper, keeper!
Person 2: Thought the same, imma wife her!
Person 3: Yoo that’s Josephine. She a keeper, keeper!
Josephine by Anotherone1 October 19, 2019
Josephine
Josephine by Sarah McDonalds French Fries April 10, 2017
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