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josephing 

the act of reading a Pokemon handbook
i was josephing last night
josephing by ilove8=======3 March 31, 2022

josephing 

i was josephing at lunch
josephing by ilove8=======3 April 1, 2022

Josephing 

Shitting then wiping with your hand in the shower instead of using toilet paper.
Bro, I love josephing. It replaces toilet paper
Josephing by Wafflesusser67 April 8, 2024

Tyler Josephing 

The act of pulling headwear over to cover your face, not to be confused with josh dunning.
Oh, he's kinda shy so you might see him Tyler Josephing
Tyler Josephing by Bartimaeus February 10, 2017

Josephine Langford 

these two words can be used to describe the woman of your dreams. she's stunning,funny,smart and she basically has the whole package. if you get to breathe the same air with her, you're the luckiest mf on earth and that's on .
-Aye mate how was the girl you went out with last night?
-She was peng.
-Oh was she Josephine Langford?
-Tf if she was, you think I'd be here with you rn??

Josephine Langford 

The word Josephine Langford is synonymous to being Perfect inside out. Josephine Langford is a literal goddess. She's an unproblematic Queen, who deserves the whole world. She's beautiful, inspirational, powerful, talented and intelligent. So in a few words: She is the woman of many people's dreams. She belongs to NO ONE and is her OWN person.
Santa, can I have Josephine Langford for Christmas this year?
Santa: No. JL is out of everyone's league.
Josephine Langford by A Josexual November 17, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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