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A line of people connected by wearing 2 jorts, one on each leg, where each jorts are "connecting" two people. Jorts worn on the left leg would connect to the person on the left, wearing the same jorts on their right leg, and so on.

"The jortopede is going to happen at some point. Do you want to be in on the ground floor, or do you want to be someone like everybody else that want in when it becomes popular?" - Josh Strife Hayes

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Jortipede

A human chain of people all wearing jorts, but the right leg of a jort is worn of the left leg of one person, and the left leg of the jort is worn on the right leg of another person, this chain continues as long as you can find enough unstable people to continue the chain of misery

Josh: Hey! Wanna come join in on the human Jortipede?
Anyone: what is a Jortipede?

Jortipede by Mr.Brighter May 11, 2026

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