Jar-tard
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Tard Jar
Tard Jar by The Sofa King March 17, 2004
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Tard Jar
A jar owned by a tard, to keep bits of stick and dirt and shiny things. You may not touch the jar. It is their tard jar, do not touch it.
"No! My jar!!" (clutches tard jar close to body)
"No! My jar!!" (clutches tard jar close to body)
Do you see Bobby putting that dead moth in his tard jar? By the way, don't try to touch his tard jar, he will cry and foul himself.
Tard Jar by Jean-Luc P'Tard May 27, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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