(Pronounced like Jordan) A feminine name reserved for women who are destined to be smart, beautiful and charismatic. Any women with this name will have great success with anything they do and look damn fine doing it.
A wonderful girl who usually has an attitude. Very sassy, yet hilarious . Most likely has brown hair and brown eyes. Usually has a lot of friends, surrounded by several people. She is typically laughing very loudly at something she said, and has a very loud loud loud voice.
Wow, have you seen Jordynne? She has so many friends.
Jordynne is hilarious no wonder she has that many friends.
If you come across this bad bitch you are in for some trouble! Jordynne's are usually fun, dumb, and sexy as fuck. They have natural blondish hair but feel the need to change it even though they don't need to. They love to have fun with friends but also have the Advil for the one who got to tipsy, if you every have the chance to have a talk with them ask them about there crazy family and adventurers. Jordynnes's will beat your ass in a fight the same way you mother does with the rolling pin. When you need someone to be there for you call up a Jordynne! Most of the Jordynne's fall for guys that they know that they can not have , that doesn't stop them from trying. They are the BEST at doing background checks on they guy that you feel for way to quickly....over all if you find a Jordynne love her with all your heart and never make her feel like shit! (or I will come for you -Shayla)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.