jordish 

A man or woman (Jordan is a unisex name) with an exceptionally large penis

Wow! You're looking awfully Jordish down there!

jordish by BananaMaster420 April 25, 2023

Joey Jordison 

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer

fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005

Joey Jordison 

Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.

Joey Jordison fucking rocks!

Joey Jordison by -Tragedy- July 23, 2006

Jordiche 

A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic lineage.

That guy over there with his hand on that girl's ass is such a jordiche!

Jordiche by Jeff Jackson April 23, 2006

Joey Jordison 

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!

Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!

Joey Jordison by Lindroos April 17, 2008

Joey Jordison 

a fuckin awesome drummer and guitarist who plays with slipknot and the murderdolls

Joey Jordison roxxors my soxxors!!!

Joey Jordison by dragonguy October 14, 2006

Joey Jordison 

The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.

Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.

Joey Jordison by SlipKnoTCultist October 25, 2006