Jordangles

The best friend anyone can have. She is a smexy being and is on a high all the time. Has depressing music. Hates people. The first time I met her she screamed "I LIKE SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and we have been friends since.

OMG JORDANGLES

by YEETUSOOFT June 2, 2019

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

jordanesque

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

by ur mother April 17, 2004

jordanesque

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.

Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.

by sam cassell April 11, 2011

Jordanese

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.

by SHE CRIES ICICLES July 8, 2007

Jordaneske

To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.

Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"

by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007

jordanmessi16

An Ozzie that moved to Finland and is very bad at fortnite

Hi Jordanmessi16

by Elexxis October 23, 2018