Jordan smith 

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.

‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’

Jordan smith by ilovebiologyteachers March 11, 2022

jordan smith 

A beautiful girl who is sexy every one wonts to fuck with her but she is taken. (.) (.)

She is a Jordan smith and is going to be mine.

jordan smith by Potpielove January 19, 2014

Jordan Smith 

The definition of extra

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~

Jordan Smith by Famjgfx August 23, 2019

jordan b smith 

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced

You can’t do better than Jordan b smith

jordan b smith by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018

jordon smith 

The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.

God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍

jordon smith by memesmlk January 9, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019