Jordan E 

A tall fine ass light skin who's got the most confidence known to man (he usually goes for single digits).

but when his time comes he can pull any baddie.

*girl "OMG is thaaatt Jordan E!!!!"
*Jordan "heyyyyy ladies care to share your number with me???"
* girl "yeaa totally"

Jordan E by Rad Chad09 May 10, 2023

Jordan Eberle 

Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.

Guy : Did you win your game last night?

Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!

Jordan Eberle by HockeyFan33 November 4, 2009

Jordan Elbridge 

Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.

Who’s bootie pic is that?
Idk someone from Jordan Elbridge for sure.

Jordan Elbridge by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019

Michael Jordan'em 

In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.

On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!

Michael Jordan'em by Dunkin MyDikener October 13, 2014

Jordan Elbridge 

Jordan Elbridge is a very small school district in the middle of bumfuck nowhere New York. Jordan Elbridge is mostly known for the only thing being higher than the kids is the std rate, the sports teams sucking more than the girls do, and multiple school shooting threats

“Those 8th graders are doing crack!”
“Yeah they’re probably from Jordan Elbridge”

Jordan Elbridge by mrpoobJE July 11, 2019

Jordan Eaton 

The combination of all fountain drinks from a gas station mixed with some good ass liquor.

"Yo bruh you're a child for mixing all those drinks"
"Naw nigga I'm bout to add some liq when I get back to the crib and make a Jordan Eaton"

Jordan Eaton by OlympusGreen November 25, 2017

jordan elbridge 

small area in ny mostly farming quite yet can cause trouble. elementary school is good middle school is a mess and high school is ok. but for the most part its small and somewhat ordered

jordan elbridge is a small area

jordan elbridge by reeeeeebeeeee July 13, 2019