Jopko

A man who laughs at every joke even if they are not funny and is very bothersome he will walk up and try to start a conversation with you when you want to be just left alone.
sexual preference is unknown but many beleive the jopko is gay and likes men but has not been proven yet

man- hey did you invite that jopko to the party?
man 2- no i dont know where he came from he invited himself

by cumminsboy November 9, 2012

jopke

(noun) Hellmuthspeak, in poker language, for "Joke", misspelled because of the relative geographic similarity of the "o" key and "p" key on a QWERTY keyboard. Jopke is what happens when a good poker player loses a hand to a bad poker player because the bad poker player played better in that instance.

Donkeys alwasy draw.

by Poker Term Guy May 9, 2005

jokowi

Jokowi is 7th president in Indonesia.

sekarang mana sepedanya pak?! Saya udah capek loh nulis kayak ginian

Jokowi

by Kylozed September 29, 2020

Jonkonf'y

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

by flagelin February 19, 2015

Jonko

Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt

Ey pass that jonko

by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019

Jonko

A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.

I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.

by gekke gerri November 2, 2019

JOKO'd

1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity

1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.

by O'CASEY November 5, 2009