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A man who laughs at every joke even if they are not funny and is very bothersome he will walk up and try to start a conversation with you when you want to be just left alone.
sexual preference is unknown but many beleive the jopko is gay and likes men but has not been proven yet
man- hey did you invite that jopko to the party?
man 2- no i dont know where he came from he invited himself
Jopko by cumminsboy November 9, 2012
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(noun) Hellmuthspeak, in poker language, for "Joke", misspelled because of the relative geographic similarity of the "o" key and "p" key on a QWERTY keyboard. Jopke is what happens when a good poker player loses a hand to a bad poker player because the bad poker player played better in that instance.
jopke by Poker Term Guy May 9, 2005
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Jopko • jopo • joko • jonko • jocko • jockocracy • Jokobi • japkot • jocko homo • jokobs
Jokowi is 7th president in Indonesia.

sekarang mana sepedanya pak?! Saya udah capek loh nulis kayak ginian
Jokowi
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Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)
Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.
Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015
Dutch slang for a spliff or blunt
Ey pass that jonko
Jonko by Bbc4ever March 17, 2019
A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
Jonko by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity
1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.
JOKO'd by O'CASEY November 5, 2009
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