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noun:
1. The essence of annoyingness.

2. A person who is the essence of annoyingness.
Let's get out of here. Daniel is headed this way; he's such a joopa.
OR
Carrot Top is full of joopa. In fact he might be jooptastic.
Joopa by R Kane July 24, 2008
Related Words
Joopa • Joopakar • Joo-paki • Joop • joonas • Jeopardy • Jooping • joepapas • Jooa • jooga
"Hey man you lookin' Joopie today, guy. You need some rest, fella."
Joopie by Big Bubble Butt Tea May 28, 2013
a male hottie with a body that you don’t know the name of that you see somewhere and you know you’ll never date him but you love him
p1: have you seen those hockey boys?
p2: ughhhh yeah one of them was such a jopaz
jopaz by ayoaqueen February 9, 2019
To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010

celebrity jeopardy 

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.
Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss
celebrity jeopardy by Pumba December 24, 2004
1. Russian for "ass".

2. Russian meaning of a very bad situation
1. Teacher: There is no such word as "jopa" in russian language!!!
Schoolboy: Hm, strange... There is jopa, but there is no word for it...

2. Blya, da mi v polnoi jope, chuvak!
jopa by Kriff September 8, 2006
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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