Definitions by Kriff

jopa 

1. Russian for "ass".

2. Russian meaning of a very bad situation

1. Teacher: There is no such word as "jopa" in russian language!!!
Schoolboy: Hm, strange... There is jopa, but there is no word for it...

2. Blya, da mi v polnoi jope, chuvak!

jopa by Kriff September 8, 2006

ktulhu 

Awakening, becomes the dark side of Putin.

His real name is Khodor Kovsky, he sews socks in prison.

Ktulhu Fthagn! - said Putin.

ktulhu by Kriff September 7, 2006