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a male hottie with a body that you don’t know the name of that you see somewhere and you know you’ll never date him but you love him
p1: have you seen those hockey boys?
p2: ughhhh yeah one of them was such a jopaz
jopaz by ayoaqueen February 9, 2019
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1. Russian for "ass".

2. Russian meaning of a very bad situation
1. Teacher: There is no such word as "jopa" in russian language!!!
Schoolboy: Hm, strange... There is jopa, but there is no word for it...

2. Blya, da mi v polnoi jope, chuvak!
jopa by Kriff September 8, 2006
Related Words
jopaz jopabavi jopapa'd jopa jopay Japazilian Joaz jodazeh joeaziel johaziel
Def 1: (n) – A brilliantly lashed ball that finds the back of the net to end a scoring drought in dramatic fashion.

Def 2: (n) – Any goal struck by Hull City and UMSNT striker Josmer Altidore

(ex: Big Jeezy, Hull City v. Manchester City 2.6.10)
Big Jeezy knocked home his first EPL jolazo against Manchester City.
A Russian word referring to a person who is known for kissing ass, directly translatable to "Ass licker."
"Jopaliz proklyatiy!" - translated from Russian as "God-damned ass-kisser!"
jopaliz by The Huyannis Group August 21, 2007
A guy with a large ego but the actions to back it up as well. He extremely smart and only limited by the people that tell him otherwise. He is religious but still knows how to have a good time. Everyone wishes that they knew a Jopaul. He's a kills with the ladies and can hold his own in a fight.
That dude wishes he were a Jopaul
My girlfriend is trying to turn me into a Jopaul
Jopaul by Old Lassie April 16, 2017

Japazilian 

Noun. American Origin
Someone whose is of Japanese and Brazilian origin.
Hey did you know that Aki is Japazilian?
Japazilian by PeleGodzilla March 21, 2010
The word “Jopzey” means you’re a alpha male.
Damn Jake you’re such a Jopzey”
Jopzey by Jopzey June 1, 2019
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