jopaz

a male hottie with a body that you don’t know the name of that you see somewhere and you know you’ll never date him but you love him

p1: have you seen those hockey boys?
p2: ughhhh yeah one of them was such a jopaz

by ayoaqueen February 9, 2019

jopa

1. Russian for "ass".

2. Russian meaning of a very bad situation

1. Teacher: There is no such word as "jopa" in russian language!!!
Schoolboy: Hm, strange... There is jopa, but there is no word for it...

2. Blya, da mi v polnoi jope, chuvak!

by Kriff September 8, 2006

jolazo

Def 1: (n) – A brilliantly lashed ball that finds the back of the net to end a scoring drought in dramatic fashion.

Def 2: (n) – Any goal struck by Hull City and UMSNT striker Josmer Altidore

(ex: Big Jeezy, Hull City v. Manchester City 2.6.10)

Big Jeezy knocked home his first EPL jolazo against Manchester City.

by Jan Venegoor of Hesselink March 9, 2010

jopaliz

A Russian word referring to a person who is known for kissing ass, directly translatable to "Ass licker."

"Jopaliz proklyatiy!" - translated from Russian as "God-damned ass-kisser!"

by The Huyannis Group August 21, 2007

Jopaul

A guy with a large ego but the actions to back it up as well. He extremely smart and only limited by the people that tell him otherwise. He is religious but still knows how to have a good time. Everyone wishes that they knew a Jopaul. He's a kills with the ladies and can hold his own in a fight.

That dude wishes he were a Jopaul
My girlfriend is trying to turn me into a Jopaul

by Old Lassie April 16, 2017

Japazilian

Noun. American Origin
Someone whose is of Japanese and Brazilian origin.

Hey did you know that Aki is Japazilian?

by PeleGodzilla March 21, 2010

Jopzey

The word “Jopzey” means you’re a alpha male.

“Damn Jake you’re such a Jopzey”

by Jopzey June 1, 2019