Joonson

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.

1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)

by Joonson May 19, 2025

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Kai Johnson

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

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Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

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hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

by Jude-O November 5, 2017

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Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

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