Joonson 

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.

1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)

Joonson by Joonson May 19, 2025

Kai Johnson 

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Ron Johnson 

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

Ron Johnson by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

hippy johnson 

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.

That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's

Kirk Johnson by KJ2010 November 21, 2010

Ligma Johnson 

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)

I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "

Ligma Johnson by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022