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Joonsfaveexpensivegirl 

A big batty gyal from Colombia
Did you ever wanna guess the name? If she’s hot she’s definitely called Joonsfaveexpensive girl from Busan..

I remember going on a date with her to Egypt, she told me the craziest things she wanted to be my expensive girl instead of Namjoon’s. Joon the 7ft dragon she told me she doesn’t want your converses, SO BACK OFF!!

She also was the one that knocked off pharaoh’s nose on the pyramid thing..

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“Hey I saw this hot girl, we took a photo together, wanna see??”
“Oh sure it must be a joonsfaveexpensivegirl. Am I right?”
“Yes Namjoon, you’re so smart”
“They don’t call me 148Iq for nothing!”
“Where is she from”
“She has a massive behind that’s all I know mane, she’s definitely got me bricked up!”
“Thanks a Joon. Namjoon! I would rather have you instead..”
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joonsfavexpensivegirl 

joonsfavexpensivegirl is the hottest Kim namjoon fan in existence of all namjoon fans, and everyone shall bow down to her of face penalty.

joonsfavexpensivegirl 

19 yr old Gojo cosplayer who posts concerning videos at night, she’s also a Dionysus anti.
POV: You turn on Dionysus in front of me

“Cut this **** the **** off 😡” - Joonsfavexpensivegirl

joonsfavexpensivegirl 

A black #1 Namjoon Stan that's also his secret wife and her favorite TikTok moot is markleesblkgf
"You know joonsfavexpensivegirl?"

Joonsfavexpensivegirl 

She's the best Joon stan argue with the wall ‼️ She also makes fun videos and cool remixes on tiktok sooooo yeah who's your fave Joon stan again 🤨
"joonsfavexpensivegirl ?? Oh yeah i know her she's cool asf"

joonsfavexpensivegirl 

The best mf on tiktok and the hottest 😍 if your moots with her ur automatically cool ‼️\srs
Hey are you moots with joonsfavexpensivegirl?
Nah who even is that?
WHO she’s only the hottest mf on TikTok

Oh! Thanks for informing me! I’ll go follow her rn!

joonsfavexpensivegirl 

a Moot who makes EXCELLENT remixes of your favorite BTS songs, is a very funny black person‼️‼️
Joonsfavexpensivegirl makes very good remixes of BTS songs
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