Jonzaster 

A whiny white boy who tries to act cool. Has an Instagram account and is a total Cunt. Talks Shit about Fortnite yet has tons of Fortnite posts on his account. Completely obsesses over the dumbest of things and is a huge Dork

Person1: I hate this game
Person2: You literally wear that games Merch, don’t be such a Jonzaster

Jonzaster by TikTokHater September 8, 2020

jizzaster 

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzaster 

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

jizzaster by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

jizaster 

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

jizaster by pin-up dollie June 29, 2009

jongstery

Jongstery is to Mystery as The Frugal Artist is to The Pickup Artist.

Jongstery only shops clothes on clearance - you'd better be using extra coupons and discount codes to make the deal sweeter!

jongstery by Jongsta November 2, 2009

Jizzaster 

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

Jizzaster by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

jizzaster 

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

jizzaster by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005