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jonus
if your names Jonus, you must have a massive cock. It’s literally law. Jonus is the more manlier and sexier version of ‘Jonas’ Jonas is more of a pussy name while Jonus is a sexy term that can also be used to describe a large cock.
Wow!! That dude has a huge Jonus!!
Wow that Jonus guy is sexy and has a meaty cock, i wanna give him a lick!!
Wow that Jonus guy is sexy and has a meaty cock, i wanna give him a lick!!
jonus by BussumLicker November 22, 2021
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jonus • Jonus Bonus • the jonus • Jonas Brothers • Jonas • Jonas Brothers fan • Jonas Brothers Haters • jenus • Jenushan • Jonas Hater
Jonus
Jonus by TheOverlord_ November 11, 2025
Jonus Bonus
An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.
Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
the jonus
the penis, especially in Publishers
Janus Sanders
A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.
Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.
Janus Sanders by Pipperpipes1 May 6, 2020
Park JongSeong
Also known as Jay, is a korean-american singer from the group Enhypen, his many talents go from singing to dancing and even rapping, what a man! On September 18, 2020, he ranked 2nd place by global votes and became a member of the boy group ENHYPEN.
Park JongSeong by jaysgf June 1, 2021
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