Jonuko
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Jonko
Jonko
A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.
The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.
The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
Jonko by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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jonkoe by Jonkoeblower April 18, 2016
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jonko by Campy de Dude January 30, 2008
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