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Jonté means ‘Gracious’

Jonté’s are very tall, handsome men with eyes as deep as the ocean, and the kindest of hearts. However they can often be extremely shy and hard to open up but once comfortable they are open, loving and honest.

A Jonté is a people’s person who gets along with everybody, a Jonté is well mannered, bubbly and most definitely humorous.
Damn, are you dating Jonté?!?! Lucky you
Jonté by E Rose Osmo September 21, 2020
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Of the male variety, usually comes with a huge heart, the ability to make most anyone smile, is always smiling themselves. Jontes are one of a kind because they're always so optimistic to the point where it can get quite obnoxious for anyone who isn't exactly the same way. They're always willing to lend a hand and help another, even at the expense of themselves. Be careful though, because under that jolly exterior, just like all of us, lies a fragile heart. Be nice to all Jontes and they will reciprocate the feeling to you. If you're ever lucky to meet one, please, do feel blessed. :-)

Can be used to describe a nice deed.
Cynthia: My mom got stuck in work yesterday and I had no way or money to get home.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.

Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.
Jonte by Conceited A. January 2, 2011
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you look so good i could call you jonte
jonte by L1745 June 15, 2008
He loves to masturbate in bed
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Jonte by Money!@2528374DSJflksdf November 16, 2018
A weird polish freak who is a puffta and likes licking peoples chairs. A weird guy or gal could be called a jonte.
nick " john i saw this weird polish kid who licked my chair"
john " sounds like a jonte to me"
jonte by Nathan the legend November 12, 2018
Jonte is a very sexy person who live in Sweden. He have a crush who her first letter is E. Jonte is angry some days and happy some days. Do you like a strong person? Jonte is perfekt for you!
Have you seen Jonte? He is very sexy!
jonte by Sarrios January 25, 2017
a sexy awesome person who actually gives a fuck about life when needed. jonte is tall slim handsome person and generally speaking is one of the more cuter boys in his family . also girls in his family fall head over heels by his cuteness
jonte- a good looking boy
jonte by keilani.C February 28, 2021
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