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Jonn’a 

Tall thick beautiful darkskin woman that be a dummy most of the time, good at dancing and can prolly dunk on ur dome. At least a calm 8/10 recommend, but if u aint taller than 6’0 she will call u an annoying nickname with a “icky” at the end. Not poggers. I suggest wearing timbs w mini lifts wen around them👸🏿
Man that Jonn’a go crazy on the dance floor💃🏿 i wonder how the air is up there 🤔
Jonn’a by aass1234 November 21, 2021
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(Pronounced Johna)
A girl who's fun to be around. She's never shy, and loves to speak what's on her mind; she's blunt. She's somebody people tend to go to for advice. She'll never let you down, and will only tell you the truth.
Person 1: "I'm so upset and lost in life...I'm not sure what to do."

Person 2: "You should talk to Jonna about it, she'll give you good advice."
jonna by apeprillmarie April 1, 2009
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A fine ass girl who makes all the boys thirsty and all the girls jealous. She has a lil attitude but really is a wholesome girl. She’s also kinda always taken because who wouldn’t want to date her like come on she’s hot.
“Damn why tf is jonna soo baddd like I would kill to date her bro”
Jonna by DAmeo May 1, 2020
The half man that works at Coffee Bean in California.
Me: JonnaG let's hang out.
JonnaG: can't I have work.
JonnaG by C4Sam June 8, 2019
A girl’s name which means “God is gracious.”
Jonna is a good friend.
Jonna by Manstopstealingmyname January 17, 2018
Jonna is a truly kind woman, with a big heart and beauty to kill for she makes the boys fall to their knees in love with her.

Her cuteness makes you want to cuddle with her allnight long and snuggle her untill you fall asleep.
"Jonna is the definition of beauty"

"I would love to go on a date with jonna"
Jonna by lol1789 May 17, 2018

Jonnalee 

A fun, lovely female who in strong minded and loves to be in control. She is often times blunt and not afraid to tell you her views if she sees it fit to do so. She is a very attractive woman and has a sweet personality, wih beauty and brains she is definately the type every man desires. A strong lover and fighter ,she is definately makes a good friend and companion
I love Jonnalee to the point where I'm totally sprung
Jonnalee by big pimping peppa April 22, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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