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Really awesome guy, tends to be someone you'll never forget, good or bad. Tends to be an asshole, but has a good heart when you reach it. Takes patience to handle, but can be someone you'll want in your life for the rest of your life.
Girl: I met a Jonn last night, he was a jerk, but I know what he's hiding.

Girl 2: what is he hiding?

Girl: A big golden heart!
Jonn by LaLaLiDa December 20, 2010
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1. Another name for a pedophile. They usually tend to roam social networking sites to to find unsuspecting children.

2. Pedobear
1. My little daughter was nearly targeted by a Jonn when she was browsing the internet.

2. Jonn's image is so cute!
Jonn by Night Tenjou123 August 7, 2011
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Jonny • jonna • jonnie • Jonnaay • Jonni • jonned • jonny craig • Jonn • jonning • Jonno
Jonn
He will beat you up and slap your ass
After a take down I pulled a Jonn
Jonn by Flankerflux August 10, 2023
Someone who enjoys shooting brussel sprouts out of their ass into their old lady’s mouth. Also known as a vegetable cannon.
Jonn enjoys shooting his cannon
Jonn by Edgekingg1 February 19, 2024

Jonn Pack 

A Jonn pack is a national cigar that is lit up and smoked in honor of the falling of Jonn. Everyone loves this pack as it gets you high off the first hit and it’s very cheap
Yo bro what you rolling up tonight
“I’m rolling up a few Jonn packs for the guys”
Jonn Pack by Rollemup225 March 11, 2021

Jonn’a 

Tall thick beautiful darkskin woman that be a dummy most of the time, good at dancing and can prolly dunk on ur dome. At least a calm 8/10 recommend, but if u aint taller than 6’0 she will call u an annoying nickname with a “icky” at the end. Not poggers. I suggest wearing timbs w mini lifts wen around them👸🏿
Man that Jonn’a go crazy on the dance floor💃🏿 i wonder how the air is up there 🤔
Jonn’a by aass1234 November 21, 2021

jonny concrete 

Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.
If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally jonny concrete man'.
jonny concrete by bunchofbananas January 17, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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