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The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man
The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004
To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.
Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”
Jonker by Jessikah June 23, 2021
Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.
You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!
Jonker by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

jonker bonkers 

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers
guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers
jonker bonkers by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Jonkeroo 

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.
Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.
Jonkeroo by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019