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The Jonkler
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
Related Words
Jonkier • Jonker • Jonkler • jonkies • Johnkier • Jonier • jonker bonkers • Jonkeroo • Jonkers and gooyoids • jonkership
Bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004
Jonker
To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.
Jonker
Jonker by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003
jonker bonkers
guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers
jonker bonkers by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018
Jonkeroo
A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.
Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?
JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.
JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.
Jonkeroo by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019
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