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An eloquent and bright boy who doesn't like jokes but is attracted easily to the opposite sex
Jonkier is a name that refers to the smart, handsome, sexy, attractive person
Mainly Jonkier is more of a womanizer
Haniel akaJonkier is the boy in a relationship with the all beautiful Melissa
Jonkier by Jonkier November 23, 2021
Words you can keep

The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man
The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004
To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.
Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”
Jonker by Jessikah June 23, 2021
Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.
You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!
Jonker by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

jonker bonkers 

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers
guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers
jonker bonkers by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Jonkeroo 

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.
Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.
Jonkeroo by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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